.New Pit. The old Pit was burned to the ground and his owner beaten to death, but rumors of a New Pit (opened by the defunct's wife) have started to circulate. Smurf will do everything in his power to get to the bottom of it, and end it once and for all..The Little Voice. Smurf's guilt manifest, The Little Voice takes on the appearance of him as he was in the Pit and whispers words of self-loathing. Should Smurf listens to it fully, it will take over and bring destruction on a grand scale.

.Parentage. Smurf inherited a broken horn, found in the body of his dead bio mother when he was found as a baby on the Limsa Lominsa decks. Said horn emanates void energy, and Smurf is trying to figure out who it belongs to (and if they can shed some light on what his lineage is)..Cake. Adopted several years ago and very dear to Smurf, the small tapir named "Cake" absorbs his dreams and lets him sleep without nightmares. However, his aetheric signature is all over the place and extremely strong for a creature that small. Worringly strong.

About
Smurf

There's no going back now, is it.

.Name. Smurf Kett
.Aliases. The Hawker's Typhoon
.Age. 29
.Nameday. 27th Sun of the 5th Umbral Moon
.Gender. Cis male, he/him
.Orientation. Pansexual
.Birthplace. ???
.Residence. Limsa Lominsa
.Profession. Canon - WoL, Out of Canon - Mercenary
.Patron deity. Llymlaen
.Relationship status. Seeing someone
.Height. 7'1
.Weight. 200 lbs

.Personality. A force of nature, unbreaking and horribly stubborn, Smurf lives to live, to an extreme extent. He will drink, love, fight, and look for adrenaline wherever he can find it, the mundane and the calm scaring him.Almost infectious in his enthusiasm, he will welcome with open arms any person seeking help or companionship, be it for a day or longer. He will prioritize the safety of the people with him above all else, and trust them with his own life, to an absolute fault. Both a great quality, and a terrible default.Absolutely no manners can be found in the man, part because of his upbringing, part because being imprisoned for a good chunk of his young adult life has made him un-learn how to behave like a proper person. He is prone to blurt whatever crosses his mind at any given time.There is, however, one rule, on which he will not budge :Don't kill anyone..Abilities. Smurf is in all aspects a regular guy, and likes to consider himself like so. He's tougher and stronger than the average joe, and can sub as a tank in a party if the need arises.His aether consumption is higher than usual, as he releases it faster than the norm due to a genetic upbringing. He eats a lot to compensate the fact, and is a comfortable reservoir of aether for people to draw upon.Originally self-trained as a pugilist, he switched combat styles after traumatizing events in his life, both for therapeutic and practical reasons.He is taught in Free-Form Kriegstanz by one of the best dancers in Eorzea, and his version of it involves close melee range, breakdancing and rogue elements. He prefers to be up close and personal in combat, but makes a point to buff and protect whoever he's with at the moment.

• Leto Kett

Sister
First Warrior of Light

Leto grew up with Smurf and left the orphanage early to start her monk training, which ended up in her becoming the Warrior of Light. It was her who found Smurf in the Pit and freed him, and the two share a strong connection (partly because they're shards of the same soul).

• Toon Kett

Brother
4th wall Hitman

Toon grew up in the same orphanage as Smurf and is something akin to a real brother to the Au Ra. Both of them will always have the others back, and the Viera often shares secrets and contacts he obtained through his cleaner job. Because of that, Smurf has good entries in illegal places and secret dealbrokers.

• Morrog

Boyfriend
Blind Wizard

Originally meeting him to ask questions about the strange horn he inherited, Smurf entered an agreement with Morrog and lets him experiment different potions on him in exchange for information. The both of them ended up with feelings for each other and started dating.
(Westlaketea's OC)

• Cake

"Pet"
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Smurf found (i.e stole) the small tapir on one of his contracts, outrageously adorned and shivering in a rich ishgardian woman's front garden. Tapirs eat dreams and Smurf is plagued by nightmares, so a mutually beneficial relationship has formed.

• Charlemeaux Phivodois

Mentor, father figure
Cursed Ishgardian

The world-renowned dancer has taken Smurf under his wing and taught him a very free-form approach of the Kriegstanz. The training was horribly tough and unforgiving, but both men keep a very amicable relationship and Smurf will often ask the Elezen man for advice when their paths cross.